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Parody merch for fans who were right about the refs all along. Wear it, gift it, or prank ship it straight to your rival's door.

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New drops

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The Ref Needs Glasses Dad Hat
$31.95
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The Ref Needs Glasses Tee
$29.95
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The Ref Needs Glasses Sticker
$5.95
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Iceberg, Right Ahead Tee
IcebergsGoats
$29.95
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Iceberg, Right Ahead Sticker
IcebergsGoats
$5.95
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Iceberg, Right Ahead Dad Hat
IcebergsGoats
$31.95
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Squid Pro Quo Sticker
SquidsPossums
$5.95
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Squid Pro Quo Dad Hat
SquidsPossums
$31.95

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Rivalry spotlight

YetisvsNarwhals
Sat, Oct 17. Pick a side before kickoff.
Frostbite Bay Yetis gear or Northwood Narwhals gear
GullsvsCurds
Sun, Oct 18. Pick a side before kickoff.
Port Gravy Gulls gear or Cheddar Falls Curds gear
SundaesvsGila Monsters
Sun, Oct 18. Pick a side before kickoff.
Sunfield Sundaes gear or Mesa Grande Gila Monsters gear
GoatsvsIcebergs
Tue, Oct 20. Pick a side before kickoff.
Glacier Gap Goats gear or Iron Lake Icebergs gear

From the Rivals Wall

0-5 and still showing up. Sprinkles for life.
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Creators and athletes

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